spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

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changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

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caskett:

OH. MY GOSH
I don’t know why but this made me laugh so loud

caskett:

OH. MY GOSH
I don’t know why but this made me laugh so loud

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marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

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proletarian-revolution:

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

This is so important.

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unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

(Source: unamusedsloth)

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